So I have been walking around minding my own business when I got into this heated debate. I tell you never get involved in politics. I don't like politics and I can tell you even if you like it; is better to keep your ideas to your self. Now it turns out that people are trading water. I don't want to state the obvious but water is needed in an economy. If you have it, you can live; and if you don't have it; you are screwed. California is screwed. They have water, but they have been ruining the landscape. For years they have been pumping fresh water to the ocean. Gone. The beautiful groves and the oak tree forests that retain a lot of the water are now gone. Made way for housing and construction and concrete. have you ever noticed how... that ....When you walk under an oak tree - you feel - as if it is cooler. They protect other smaller plants from burning and drying out. The leaves that remain on floor keep moisture in the soil. Trees are amazing. They filter toxic chemicals from the air.
You are looking at me as if I have fallen of the deep end. Get out your smart phone and type in "NASA, Plant, filter, air" if you type out these words you should definitely find something! There is a whole book about it. They are doing research for outer space. How can you filter toxic compounds out of the air? Well you can do it by growing plants. It is amazing. Yet what these retarded people have been doing now for decades; they have been removing those wonderful seeds and leaves and put them in the compost bin. Seriously. Your lawn does not have to be covered with plastic grass or concrete. You have to have things rot. If you have rotting leaves; there is moisture in your soil. You get shrooms.
People are trading water now that they have lost track of how an eco systems works. Plant trees you get water; remove them you get desert. So we are in the desert and still we are not plating trees! We are planting the most water intensive thing out there: Lawns! Why ? You can't eat it and it does not even look pretty - But whatever. Still now we have no water, it turns out that foreign companies are drilling and ruining that tiny but of water that we have left. Most of it. Most of the water supply that is underground got ruined already. They did underground nuclear tests and now billions and billions of dollars worth of water is contaminated and moving underneath land to other states. What were they thinking! Some people shit where where they eat I guess. Sorry, but that IS what is happening. And now they are ruining that tiny amount of water that is left.
Why? Because they need oil so they can power street lamps. Really? Fracking, I think we should just all stop using our power and show the Freaking Frackers that we can live without their grid. So unless you power that cellphone or computer with solar, water, wind or bike paddling I do not want to see you on twitter, instagram or any site. I dare you! Stop the power and preserve water. Reclaim you life don't let those freaking frackers tell you how to live.
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