I knew I should have eaten something before I came here. I think I am inverting myself as I speak. My stomach acid is digesting my own stomach and before you know it I might vanish before your eyes. What happened to her? Who? That girl, the one who walked in at 12;00? She never walked out. O her. I don't know. She inverted herself I guess. She what? Yeah she just vanished. That is what they would say about me. And that will be the end of it. No search for motive or crime people would just assume I starved. But I might be hungry not because I want to be. I have walked in job interview after job interview. It is a full time job. It is a full time job that does not pay and does not even feed you. At least before I would sign on for extra work. Now it costs 20 $ in gas, then you need to find parking for 10 $ and they don't even include lunch anymore. Seriously the only reason to do extra work was for the food! And now it just turned into slave labor. Did you know that slave labor is legal in the US?
Slave labor is legal under the 13th Amendment. I forgot the details someone told me. Let me think. It is something about that if someone is in prison you can use them for slave labor. I think that was it. Or that they can do anything you want them to do without having to pay them, or provide health care and dental care. Wait. I don't think dental care is included in health care, is it? Even though if you do not clean your teeth you can get a stroke from the bacteria around your gums if your gums are bleeding. My dentist said something like that. Paradontitis I think it was called. You don't want to kis someone with bleeding gums. Yak. Anyways, where was I. So anyways I cannot work as an extra anymore, because it costs me money to do that.
So here I am. Starving and inverting myself. Not because I am anorexic or bulimic or whatever the word for it is. Don't get me wrong. I absolutely LOVE food. I adore cooking. I would love to cook for you. I mean my friends all told me that if you fail at everything in life become an actor. But I am good at one thing and that is FOOD. I can eat it. If you have a fruit bar I can show you. I am a very good eater. I can also make it. Seriously if you need a chef or cook. I will slave away in the kitchen, campfire. I will rub two sticks together. I will back bread on a camp stove. What do you say? Eh?
